"Good morning starshine... the earth says hello!"

Summer has been fun! I can't believe that everyone in the world is being so incredibly busy this summer. I hear all these stories of people waking at 5 am to feed chickens and run a marathon and then work 50 hours a week and save hungry mutant orphans from fires in their spare time. I've pretty much been busy being 11 years old.

The other day my cousins and I went outside and played with a hose.

Today we went to go see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! Wow. I thought that movie was so great. There were parts where I cried because I was laughing so hard. We liked it so much that we saw it 1 and a half times. Yes! Halfway through the movie the projecter crapped out. Luckily, the next playing time for the movie was like, 5 minutes from then, so we went to go see it again! All I can say is that buying chocolate to watch that movie is a necessity and that Veruca Salt was the best person in that film.

HOLY CAKE WHEN I SAW THE PREVIEW FOR CORPSE BRIDE I WAS SO EXCITED! It was so cool because just 2 days ago we watched the nightmare before christmas. I cannot believe they are making a semi-sequel! This will be one of those movies where only katie will want to go with me to see it. I hope she showers at least a day in advance of seeing the film.

I got my AP test scores and not only did I fail Ap American History (as I predicted), but I also failed the Ap English Test. Getting a 2 on english actually surprised me. I was a bit dissapointed, but Veruca Salt cured that problem.

Tonight me and the cousins played life. I had such a crappy life. I kept landing on all of those "your cat dies, lose a turn" spaces. I was the accountant and not once did a person land on a "taxes due space". We played it the hardcore way and named all of our children and spouses and made up stories with them. Sadly, I didn't have any offspring, but my cousins decided I was married to Veruca Salt, so that makes up for it.

Afterwards we played this game where we pick names of random people or ideas out of a hat and have to imitate those things. Kasia had to immitate a poop telling it's recent journey of traveling through the bowels. She squatted down, put a blanket all around her, looked up at us all wide-eyed and exclaimed "That was amazing...... That last push was such a doozie!". I fell over. and cried. hard. for hours.



the end.